Smells Like Teen Hobbies?

Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs have come up with a line of scents based on the various "races," "classes," and "alignments" used in typical tabletop roleplaying games.  Here are the secent options and their "components" (from their website):

DWARF - Iron filings and chips of stone, Styrian Golding hops, and soot-covered leather.

ELF - Pale golden musk, honeycomb, amber, parma violet, hawthorne bark, aspen leaf, forest lily, life everlasting, white moss, and a hint of wild berry.

GNOME - An explosive blend of effervescent golden ginger and black peppercorn with sarsaparilla, gurjum balsam, nutmeg, gear lubricant, and smoke.

HALF-ELF - White sandalwood, beeswax, white tea leaf, oud, and a hint of sophisticated urban musk.

HALFLING - Porridge, kukui nuts, and pastry crumbs.

ORC - Field grey courgette musk, roughly cured leather, and vetiver.

CLERIC - Rose amber, frankincense, myrrh, champaca flower, Peru balsam, cistus, palisander, cananga, hyssop, and narcissus absolute.

FIGHTER - Leather, musk, blood, and steel.

MAGE - All mystique and thrumming power: gurjum balsam, Sumatran dragon's blood resin, olibanum, galangal, oleo gum resin, and frankincense.

PALADIN - Immaculate white musk, sweet frankincense, bourbon vanilla, white leather, and shining armor.

RANGER - Untamed wilderness: buckskin accord with Terebinth pine, Russian birch, black ironwood, elder bark, hay, armoise, juniper, patchouli, galangal root, Spanish moss, and cabreuva.

ROGUE - Soft, well-worn black leather, hemp, and rosin.

NEUTRAL - A flawless skin musk.

LAWFUL - Rigid oak, blue chamomile, rhubarb, and fig leaf.

CHAOTIC - A whirling mélange of multicolored musks with wasabi, rooibos, heliotrope, and mastic.

GOOD - Shimmering celestial musk with vanilla, white honey, acacia, and sugar cane.

EVIL - Smouldering opium tar, tobacco absolute, green tea, black plum, kush, ambergris accord, ambrette seed, and costus root.